I just want to live like a hobbit.

Wake up nice and early for first breakfast; quick cup of tea and a smoke after. Then second breakfast and fishing mid-morning – take a snack for elevenses. Back for lunch down the pub. Afternoon tea on the porch at home and a spot of gardening; back out for a lazy ride into town. Back home for dinner – followed by supper, of course.

Retire to bed early.

Repeat till death and no adventures had.

Can crypto get me there? I hope so.