I was addicted to tinder, now I’m addicted to watching the charts.

I was spending on average 6.9 hours per day swipping right and left on tinder. Dude I even paid for tinder gold and was traveling around the world to find my soulmate, but I didn’t had any good results or any luck.

Until someday I saw an ad promoting crypto, and it was the perfect match! Now I’m in love with crypto, and crypto is in love with me and with my money, I’m like a crypto virtual sugar daddy, and I can’t stop watching those juicy green and red dildos. I’m jut addicted, I can’t stop, and I don’t want to stop. Also I’m making a shit ton of money on the process. Actually let me correct myself, crypto is my sugar mommy, not the other way around.

I highly recommend this to all of you guys. It’s the most non toxic relationship I’ve ever had! I’m happy now!