If a crypto millionaire is a ‘whale’, what are you?

I think i’d be like a crab or something, although maybe that’s being a bit big-headed – perhaps a shrimp, although i think even that might be too large for my portfolio to be compared to.

Plankton? Or like one of those microscopic larval stages of larger fish?

Or maybe just krill, because they’re eaten by whales? And if the whales decide a project is worth pulling out of, my portfolio gets swallowed up and digested?

What do you think? Which sea-dwelling creature would you compare yourself to if only considering your portfolio?

Actually, no. I think I’ve got it – Blobfish. I’m the blobfish of crypto