Every Crypto Sub Is The Same Post Over And Over And I’m Going To Die

Please for the love of God stop lecturing imaginary people about not buying imaginary past dips and then imaginarily chickening out and not buying this one either. This is all happening in your mind. You are delusional. You are talking to yourself. And you are making every crypto sub an annoying slog through the same goddam post rephrased in different ways over and over and over, ad infinitum, ad nauseum. It’s boring as hell and you look like morons. Your story has become tiresome. Please, I am begging you: find something more interesting to post about, or go cruise Facebook for awhile.