Tesla will NOT be accepting DOGE…. that’s the reality and to pretend that being able to buy some toys or a belt buckle (835 DOGE) in the Tesla Store is the same thing as actual adoption is disingenuous at best. True adoption = being able to buy a Model S or a Cybertruck using DOGE.

So as usual the DOGE moon boys are ecstatic that Messiah Elon posted one of his pointless tweets… to announce that Telsa would effectively NOT be accepting DOGE as payment for any Tesla vehicles.

Here’s what Tesla will be accepting DOGE for:

Tesla Inc (TSLA.O) will accept meme-based cryptocurrency dogecoin as payment for its merchandise such as the “Giga Texas” belt buckle and mini models of electric vehicles, Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk said in a tweet on Friday.

In other words, you can buy a few Tesla toys and a belt buckle like this one (835 DOGE):

https://shop.tesla.com/product/giga-texas-belt-buckle?sku=1758879-00-A

DOGE had a predictable and modest 20% gain following the non news ‘news’, which probably enabled Elon to lighten his bags yet again.

https://www.reuters.com/technology/tesla-merchandise-buyable-using-dogecoin-musk-says-tweet-2022-01-14/

To see that this really is becoming a joke, the EXACT SAME news was reported on the EXACT SAME DAY last month (14th December): https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/musk-says-tesla-will-accept-dogecoin-merchandise-2021-12-14/