Types of Moon Farmers
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The Shiller Driller – Comments just one word, “ALGO”, “LRC”, “ONE” or other favourites on this sub but if asked probably can’t explain what it does.
The Portfolio Updater – Creates a portfolio of coins, based off some theme or point in time (sometimes picked by their child or dog) and provides regular updates with screenshots and profit analysis.
The Tactical Downvoter – Makes a comment on a post and tactically downvotes other comments to ensure their comment gets as much exposure as possible.
The Butthurt Downvoter – Downvotes everything as a pastime.
The Shill Questioner – Posts some variant of the question “Which coin are you holding?” but may focus the question on market cap, short-term vs long-term, belief, etc.
The Questioning Questioner – questions.
The News Poster – Starts every day by posting a news article and consistently gets 5-10 upvotes but every 1 in 10 posts do brilliantly.
The One-hit-wonder – Made one post with thousands of upvotes and never repeated it ever again.
The New-Waiter – Sets posts to new and doesn’t bother reading the post but comments something which is bound to be popular.
The Reply Relyer – Has trouble thinking of witty comments or struggles to be seen, so they reply to the top comment to piggyback some upvotes.
Moon WHALE – Has 20,000+ moons and surfaces for air every once in a blue moon. Is automatically upvoted as their opinion is highly respected.
Golden Karma Poster – Consistently hits maximum karma with ease.
The Regurgitater Baiter – Comments “DYOR”, “DCA”, “No one knows shit about fuck”, “HODL”, etc.
The Comedian – Actually funny.
The Self-depricater – “The price will probably go up once I sell”, “Sorry guys, the crash was my fault, I bought in”.
The Judge – Either comments “great post op!” or “Low quality post, moon farming”.
The Ratio’er – Their comment’s upvotes eclipses the upvotes of the post.
Disappointed Willy Shilly – They bought a coin shilled on this sub but haven’t seen significant gains, so they start complaining.
Reply Poster – Makes a post replying to another post with the exact opposite opinion.
Unpopular Opinion Dominion – Posts unpopular opinions which are either downvoted to oblivion or upvoted like crazy – no in between.
The Hater – Missed out on the meteoric rise of a coin so they always hate on it.
Moon Charity Parity – Loves donating singular moons to people.
The Hopium Copium – “Bitcoin will hit 375k in 3 weeks”.
Wen Lambo – “What Lambo colour are you guys going to choose?”.
The Memer – “Buy high, sell low”, “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”.
Early Bird – The year is 2059, “guys, we’re still early”.
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