Reminder to ignore the hot girl in your dm’s, he is not that hot

As moons keep pumping and hopium keeps coming. This is a gentle reminder to the crypto security challenged among us: The girl in your dm’s asking for your seed is actually 300lbs and definitely not a girl.

Don’t connect your wallets to any links they send you. No s(he) won’t triple your investment in a day. And no, s(HE) is not investing into a common fund with you.

If you’re gonna lose it all. Make sure its in a manner that you’ll have a story worth telling, not a secret you’ll take to your grave.

Guard your crypto and possibly one day you’ll be able to afford an escort IRL to satisfy your loneliness.

In the meantime avoid internet women.