Creatively bad ways to store your seed phrase

Before I start, I just want to say I’m looking forward to having a bunch of hot women in my DMs because of this post.

If you’ve been in crypto for longer than a month, you will likely know how important keeping your seed phrase safe and secure is. There are tried and true methods to store your seed like a metal engraving, steel capsule, or on an air gapped computer (not connected to the internet).

However, over the years, you see some creative methods that are truly unique, but for one reason or another won’t work for long-term storage. Here’s a list of the best bad ideas.

Using a gameboy/gba, change the names of your Pokémon to your seed phrase, ordered by how they are numbered in your Pokédex. Just on’t lose your game or let the cartridge battery die. Buy a Webster’s dictionary. Find all your seed words and put the corresponding order number next to each word. Need to find your seed phrase? Just read the entire dictionary. Acquire 24 cats. Name them after your seed phrase.
Complete a 2500 piece jigsaw puzzle. Write bits of your seed across the back of the puzzle. Take the puzzle apart and put it back in the box. Engrave them on your cold wallet. Build a creative-mode world on minecraft. Write your seed into landscapes or buildings.

Does anyone have any more terrible but creative ways to store your seed phrase?