It began with the forging of the Great Coins. Twenty-one million were given to the Bitcoiners, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seventy-two million to the Ethereum lords, great miners and craftsmen of the decentralized application. And forty-five billion, forty-five billion token were gifted to the race of Cardano, who, above all else, desire peer-review.
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Coin was made. In the land of Washington D.C., in the fires of the Federal Reserve, the Dark Lord Jerome Powell minted in secret a master Coin, to control all others. And into this Coin he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to regulate all life. One Coin to rule them all!
One by one, the Free Lands of Crypto fell to the power of the CBDC.
But there were some who resisted. A Last Alliance of HODLers and Cypher Punks marched against the armies of Centralized powers and on the slopes of Capital Hill, they fought for the freedom of everyone.
Victory was near. But the power of the Coin could not be undone.
It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Satoshi Jr., son of the king, improved upon his father’s whitepaper. And JPow, enemy of the free peoples of Crypto, was defeated.
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