What honest slogans would crypto projects have?

I am not implying that they are all dishonest. Please don’t get me wrong. There are some really serious projects out there that deserve all our respect. This is a post intended for fun, targeted at failed or sketchy projects that promise the world but fail/failed to deliver. I will start with one of my least favorite failed projects so far, Potcoin. It can go something like this: “Potcoin: got so ‘high’ that even the developers forgot about it.” So, what “honest” slogans should these projects have?