Thanks to crypto,I’ve managed to kick my habit of eating food

You heard it right.As I tried to invest more in crypto,it made me see just how much money I’ve wasted over the years on food.So,I decided to kick my habit of eating in order to buy more crypto.

It wasn’t an easy choice.But I chose crypto.Food is overrated anyways.I mean,sure it keeps me alive and all that but it cannot make me rich.

It’s been great.I do get dizzy sometimes living off photosynthesis with only water and sunlight but that’s a small price to pay for potential riches.Who needs a balanced diet when you can have a balanced portfolio,right?I’ll keep holding and starve my way to the moon.