No more SBF news for the love of crypto jesus.

I feel I speak for us all when I say, I can go the rest of my life without seeing another article about sbf and how he has a flip phone, or watches netflix, or wipes twice after taking a dump.

We all get it. He is a piece of shit suffering from a bad case of afluenza. Never had to worry about anything in life and had no concept of money and responsibility. Mommy and Daddy never taught him anything, and he probably was raised by his nannys.

Let’s all agree we dont need to hear about SBF until he actually gets convicted. Then im cool hearing about whos bitch he is in prison and if he catches or pitches. And when he goes on a hunger strike because the prison diet isn’t meeting his unique dietary needs. Maybe he will get his own locked up episode and we can watch him cry.