I made an NFT collection in 45 minutes to prove they are stupid
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Today, I decided to kill some time and create a silly collection for the shits and gigs’, and to reflect on my days as an NFT rug pull.., oops – developer. (just kidding)
Mostly, I did it to prove that it’s stupid to spend $250, $350, maybe even $3000 on a JPEG of a ‘unique’ monkey, because the guy who made it is probably ROFLMAO @ you for doing it, when it took him 45 minutes to draw up.
For example, see the Trump NFTs that still have watermarks in them:
Meanwhile, you bought this NFT that is dumping hard, and he is a multi billionaire chad. You are at home feeding your bone-thin children MSG noodles and Wal-mart chicken tendies every night, to recouperate your loss..
To disprove this hogwashery that is the PFP NFT space, and protect investors, I created an entire NFT collection, ready to launch – in under 45 minutes. Drawing, code, everything included, and I even themed it as Moons for you all.
Behold, the Moon Dudes! Possibly the fastest created NFT collection ever .. A unique 1/1 collection of Moon Bois which are so exclusive, nobody will ever be able to buy one.. because I’m not going to do anything with them, because they are stupid.
How does one do it? You might ask. Make millions launching an NFT collection in 45 minutes?
Well, it starts with a simple .zip folder called generative art node main. You can find this on github :
unzip that shit. most “devs” will copy/paste it from github.
Inside the folder is some garbage you don’t really need to know about – it’s okay though, you can still wear those hipster glasses and tell everyone that you code:
The INPUT folder is what really fucks though, because inside here – we place our “attributes” of different “rarities” .. NFT bois f#cking loveeeee rarity.
Here we see a variety of beautiful mouths.
When you have your absolutely horrible f#cking artwork inside of their respective folders, it is time to assemble the mister potato man..
Go ahead and open up Visual studio code.. you will need to install node.js and some other stuff..
It doesn’t matter if you can’t code though – because even simpletons like you can orchestrate an NFT rug pull in 2023..
You will probably get a few errors – don’t worry, that just means you suck.
Eventually though, you can run a couple commands, change a few lines of code from the github package, and run it. You will end up with a bunch of unique, ugly – patchwork assembled toy-story 2 looking type of creatures in your OUTPUT folder. (This folder also fucks).
You can set this to create as many ugly little babies as you so choose..
You can even set it to 99,000,000 editions, walk away from your computer and come back to it in 4 weeks, with it in a heap of charred rubble.. having died an honorable death. It will be totally worth it.
There, now you know how an NFT collection is created – and we did it in under 45 minutes. If you thought this was some convoluted process requiring years of work and Stephen Hawking level intelligence, you’re wrong.
I’m just kidding – not all NFTs suck, just pretty much all of them..
If you would still like to make your own NFT collection, check out the HashLips Generative Art Node package on Github, and YouTube for tutorials – but don’t rug anybody, for real.
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