Other than just to piss me off, is there an actual reason as to why Coinbase insisted on not allowing me to withdraw my full balance, and forced me to leave behind a measly $0.01 in my account?

I mean it’s 2023, and with all the technological prowess Coinbase has at its disposal, there’s no way anyone could convince me this was not intentional. I literally had $195.80 in my cash account, and when I went to cash out I hit the max button, and it kept showing up as $195.79, so I manually changed it to $195.80, and when I went to initiate the transaction, it informed me that I had an insufficient balance for that cash out. The long-wait cash out is free, so I know it wasn’t a $0.01 transaction fee, so why then if I may ask… could I not get my full $195.80?

I know this may not sound like a big issue to most of you, but I hate cryptocurrency dust, which is a huge problem on Coinbase by the way, because they almost always leave some type of dust balance in whatever coin or token you are selling. Plus, this is an accounting nightmare, because now I must always account for that damn penny that for some reason… Coinbase had to keep in my account.

I have not been having a good time using Coinbase to be frank, and I guess now I am remembering why I’ve been off it for so long, and why I probably stayed off it. The interface is garbage, the application is buggy, the color schemes are ugly, and it just seems like they have no idea where they are going with it… and then we have the transaction computing issues, and the ridiculous fees.

Anyway, there’s my rant. If anyone knows why Coinbase insisted on me leaving that penny in my account, please, for the love of Satoshi… do tell?