7 easy to follow steps on how to become a Bitcoin Maxi.

Have you ever wanted to be a Bitcoin Maxi? Well with this easy to follow guide anyone even your grandma can be a Bitcoin Maxi.

Step 1: Buy Bitcoin (optional) Step 2: Call anything that’s not a bitcoin a Sh*tcoin scam. Step 3: Get in an argument with someone about why ETH is a scam chain. Step 4: Laugh at Noobs getting wrecked by supposedly “Good Alts” like Terra Luna, Dash, and Algorand. Step 5: Laugh at Noobs getting wrecked in MemeCoin rugpulls like – Baby Elon Moon Rocket Inu. Step 6: Say your morning and nightly prayer to Satoshi – thank the prophets Jack Dorsey, Michael Saylor, and Cathie Wood for their guidance. Step 7: Profit???

That’s it. Congratulations you’ve now become a Bitcoin Maxi.