You have no idea what’s coming

I work as a customer agent for a boring online normie bank. Nothing special, just a traditional bank but online. Our marketing is so cool and makes us appeal to boomers and look like we’re some sort of futuristic bank. We’re not. Anyway, the amount of calls we are getting recently from people asking about crypto is growing insanely. Grandpas are asking if they can buy Bitcoin from us. People transferring big amounts of money to crypto exchanges, neobanks and fintech companies. Many of them get their accounts blocked and asked for reasons of transfers, proof of funds, etc. Crypto.cum asks customers written approvals from our bank that our bank will accept their funds coming from them, people are in panic on the phone every time, they don’t know wtf is going on but they want in. It’s starting. I can feel it in my balls. People want crypto, banks will soon have to own it and give it too them.