I searched the Internet for goods and services you can Buy Bitcoin and Ethereum and compiled a non-exhaustive list for you guys.

Bitcoin

Anything in El Salvador Mavericks tickets Lap dances in Vegas at Legends Room A Brazilian butt lift at bodySCULPT ​Whoppers from BurgerKing NL Oscar vote counters ​Funeral Service from Crescent Tide Guns from Central Texas Gun Works Rolex watches from JavyEstrella Headlights from Uzooka Cheese fries at the Great Lost Bear in Portland Beer (Old Firtzroy in Sidney + many others) Villa on an Island from Bitcoin Real Estate Emergency Rations from Overstock.com A Tesla (only in El Salvador) Vaccum Cleaners at Overstock Taxi Rides in Argentina and Hungary Plane Tickets from Expedia and CheapAir Coffee in Prague Hemp Soap Powerball Tickets in Minesota Socks from MtSocks Electronics from Newegg TV subscription from Dish College Tuition from New York’s King College A Private Jet from Aviatrade A Yacht from Prime Experiences Real Estate in the UK Web Services Video Games Artwork Anything in OpenBazaar

Ethereum

Electronics from Gipsybee Auctioned items at peddler Artwork as NFTs (Foundation, Opensea etc..) DIY equipment from Direct Voltage Ads + random items on Flogmall Just about anything on OpenBazaar marketplace Airline tickets on CheapAir Hotel bookings, flights, car rentals on Destinia More airline tickets (Airstream, Greitai, CryptoJaunt, Tripio) Airport parking at OnAirParking Hosting (FlokiNet, Snel, P2P, Hostplax, Hostsalior, Arion, Hosting.co.uk, hostwinds etc..) Interior Design at Overstock General retail from Galaxus Pheromone Perfume from Pheromonex Sexy Lingerie from Lola Luna Korean beauty products from Cathy Doll Office furniture from Autonomous Crypto merch from KryptoThreads Bongs, pipes and other 420 friendly items from High Life Goods Cannabis seeds from Seed Bank Giftcards (eGifter, Nafa, CryptoEmporium, Gifoff) Video games (CryptoKitties, Gamer All, My Crypto Heroes, Crypto-Games, Instant Gaming) Game built on ETH blockchain – Ox Universe Game gold & collectibles from RPG Stash and SpiderDex Freelance work from – Freelance for Coins A crowdfunded computer from Purism Protective wallet cases from crypto Cloaks Mining Hardware from just about any provider Coffee from Blockchain Coffee

EDIT: Adding happiness for both lists