My Mom is one of us

Here is the phone call I got from my Mom today:

Mom: Hey, have you heard of Crypto.com?

Me: Yeah I have

Mom: I just bought some

Me: What did you buy on there?

Mom: I bought Crypto.com

Me: Like their crypto currency CRO?

Mom: No I bought their stock. I bought it for $0.37 and now it’s at $0.43. You should buy some.

Me: I didn’t know they had a stock. Is it in the US?

Mom: No I bought it on my Coinbase

Me: Coinbase doesn’t sell stocks

Mom: Oh really? I guess I don’t know what I bought.

Please don’t rugpull my Mom, she doesn’t know what she’s doing