This is why my portfolio is green even when the market is red.

Lately people have been asking me “How are you still seeing green when almost everything is red?” Here is my answer:

I have Chromatopsia, to be specific, Chloropsia. Everything I see is green, its untreated and I’m in desperate need of medical attention. Whenever I mention it to somone all they say is “How do you do that!? My whole portfolio is red” and I just ignore them. Like, its not my fault bro, I just see things green.