I won my fantasy football league last year. It came with a cool video on how I was a winner!
I always knew I could do it. It was a season of hard work and whatnot. Anyway I humbly accepted my video trophy and then went to almost but not quite last this season. When you win, it’s ok to have a down year.
BUT
I saw the ring and trophy that was given to the winner this year and I felt I had to protest my lack of hardware. It’s the principle, you see?
Anyway, gander at my new, but last years champ-peen trophy ring. It’s obnoxiously large, and I WILL find a way to wear it somehow to embarrass someone, but definitely not myself.